Dear God, Amy Winehouse, Pull Yourself Together!

Winehouse + Window

When I first saw this picture, I thought the blond guy from “Queer Eye” was playing Edward Scissorhands in a remake.

But no, apparently. That’s Amy Winehouse.

Damn.

Amy Winehouse

Come on, Amy! You look like an anorexic welfare mother addicted to chewing tobacco. Just where is your signature beehive?

What happened to the sultry-voiced crooner who refused to go to rehab?

Now you look like you’ve been in and out 11 times.

Amy, we’re just looking out for you for God’s sakes. We wanted a new musical sensation, not a British Britney who pulls coke out of her hair and snorts it on stage during a concert.

Yes, this is real, folks.

I think we, as a society, need to sit Amy down and have a nice talk with her. Because this is ridiculous. Come on. We’re approaching past-Liz Taylor crazy here.

2 Responses to Dear God, Amy Winehouse, Pull Yourself Together!

  1. You should’ve posted the one of her fucking up the words to “Rehab” in concert…. It’s much worse than this, Jay Smooth did a post on it a while back.

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